Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Bandanna fix

A (somewhat) live look at Episode 3, Season 5 of "Project Runway."

8:02 -- The designers utter a half-hearted hello when Heidi greets them.

8:07 -- Jennifer and Leanne look exactly alike and have a vacant look in their eyes.

8:09 -- Keith utters the words "I'm not here to become their friends" when Stella and Kenley complain about him in Times Square. (See video below for more.)



8:13 -- An ad runs for the new season of "Top Design." See you later, decorator.

8:16 -- Keith, sans bandanna, doesn't look as much like Suicidal Tendencies frontman Mike Muir (pictured at right) today.

8:18 -- I'm rooting for Joe Faris of Detroit.

8:18 -- Leanne, creator of last week's satin mess, utters the words "I hope I'm not too creative again."

8:19 -- Keith's bandanna is back!

8:21 -- Kenley is to a flapper as Emily is to a 1940s pinup.

8:28 -- Blayne inadequately explains the phrase "Holla at cha boy" to Tim Gunn.

8:33 -- You heard it here: Daniel Feld will be formidable this season.

8:39 -- I admit it, I would laugh at most anything Michael Kors says. When he says "Hey guys" to the designers each week I smile a little bit and all is right with the world.

8:48 -- In a remarkable turnaround, Leanne's outfit garners quite a bit of praise this week.

8:49 -- Jennifer, Leanne's doppelganger, appears to be in trouble however.

8:50 -- Nina Garcia says "no comment" on her dress.

8:56 -- Kenley is victorious.

8:58 -- Inexplicably, Emily is eliminated and Jennifer goes on for another week.

2 comments:

Erika said...

I came away from last night's episode with three main thoughts:
1) This season's designers are as not as talented as last season's.
2) I cannot stand Stella.
3) Suede has got to stop referring to himself in the third person. Do you think it's sign of some kind of cognitive disability or mental illness -- some kind of dissociative disorder?

UptownRooster said...

I agree about Suede; I nearly exploded. He did use the first person later.

I also would agree with points 1 and 2. Stella seems mad at the world.