Politically correct

The 1994 movie "PCU" takes place at fictional Port Chester University, a place where fraternities have been banned and fun is basically outlawed. The main character nominally is a "pre-frosh" named Tom Lawrence, though really Jeremy Piven's Droz (rhymes with "Ross") is the main character. Droz is a seventh-year senior who is assigned the pre-frosh. He lives in a place called "The Pit" where a random cast of characters resides and generally has a good time. Two of Droz' cohorts are Gutter, a dimwitted big guy, and Mullaney, an easygoing sort who happened to be played by Alex Desert, frontman for the third-wave ska band Hepcat. The Pit residents are foiled by David Spade's preppy Rand McPherson and University President Garcia-Thompson, as played by Jessica Walter who went on to play Lucille Bluth in "Arrested Development." The university cracks down on all things fun, and, living up to its name, bans anything that might offend almost anyone. At one point, the school mascot becomes an endangered whooping crane. (In a cinematic ornithological gaffe, the crane that emerges on state in ceremony is actually a gray-crowned crane.)

What else did we learn from "PCU?"

-That George Clinton and Parliament-Funkadelic might actually show up at your party if you dream enough.

-That the Caine-Hackman Theory is true: there is a 100 percent statistical probability that at any given moment in time, a film starring either Michael Caine or Gene Hackman will be showing on television.

-That you should never go to a concert wearing a T-shirt of the band you are about to see (Droz' quote: "What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy."). (I directly violated this rule by wearing a vintage 1994 RATM T-shirt to Lollapalooza.)

This is all by way of saying that the Jon Favreau who writes Sen. Barack Obama's speeches is not the Jon Favreau who played Gutter in "PCU."